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Cheese Geek; the perfect gift for the cheese lover in your life

Thursday 19th Nov 2020 |

Stilton of wonder, Edam of night, Somerset Brie of royal beauty bright 

Christmas Cheese gifts boxes, three kings would be proud of 

Ahead of what may be a particularly unusual Christmas, The Cheese Geek, the modern cheesemonger, allows you to sample top quality queso and gift the Gouda to your loved ones this festive season online. 

The Cheese Geek’s bespoke subscription service or one-off boxes for special occasions, mean that even if we can’t all gather around the same cheese board this year, cheese can be enjoyed by all. 

The cheese is the best that Britain has to offer alongside a handful of European heavyweights. They source directly from award winning makers meaning much of what you eat wouldn’t be found in a supermarket. You’ll find the perfect wedge for every member of the family, a (British) Brie for your brother, Maida Vale for your mother or Poacher for Pops. 

The Elvis – subscription boxes to make you sing 

Sing it loud, and sing it proud, “there is a little less conversation, and little more Cheddar, please” with The Elvis subscription box. This gift fit for a king provides that ‘Happy Cheese Day’ feeling not just for Christmas Day but well into the New Year. The Elvis can be bought for three, six, nine or 12 months, with each caer-fully crafted box delivering 4-5 cheeses guaranteed to be completely different and unique. 

The boxes also come with tasting notes, pairing suggestions and scoring card, so it’s easy to mark and rate your favourites and learn along the way. Making this the perfect present for family and friends who can be a little tricky to buy for or even those you know who are keen to kick-start their cheese adventure.

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The Ultimate – Fine wine, finer cheese and an evening to remember

You think the elves have it hard this year, The Ultimate is an extraordinary cheese and wine tasting at home experience, it is The Cheese Geek’s true labour of love. This truly spectacular box represents decades of experimenting with cheese and wine pairings, resulting in combinations that The Cheese Geek decided was just too good to be kept to himself.

Brand new for Christmas 2020, The Ultimate allows you to enjoy eight fine wines, brought to you by 10 Vins, and eight carefully selected cheeses in an evening at home, given going out options are limited. Perfect for two, this two hour session will allow you to delve into the history of this timeless pairing. 

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The Goldie, The Frank-ie and the Myrrh-ie – cheese platter offerings fit for a king 

Covering all your coveted cheese classics these festive fromages give you the perfect, ready made, show-stopping cheese board for between 5 -15 people – fit for the most discerning guests this Christmas, or as a present for a serious solo session – who are we to dictate! All perfectly paired with premium preserves from marmalade to crispbreads – it’s the Christmas cheese course made ch-easy. 

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The Clint, The Ozzy and The Cliff – Christmas time, mistletoe (cheese) and wine…

This line up of solid old timers can please any crowd. Offering the best of both worlds these carefully crafted cheese boxes are partnered with either wine (The Clint), beer (The Ozzy), and Port (The Cliff). Our experts have worked with the best in the business resulting in a show stopping selection.

Each box in the range is freshly packed and chilled using environmentally friendly cooling packs that are insulated using fully recyclable and natural materials. Additionally, this year The Cheese Geek has become the first cheesemonger to become entirely carbon negative. 

What’s more, The Cheese Geek App not only makes buying cheese a doddle, but let’s you track and rate the cheeses you receive.

Lastly, our delivery service also means you can order up to 10am for next day delivery, eliminating the hassle of queuing up in crowded shops this Christmas

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